Fat Ass [Unhinged] March of the Machine Tokens {T}: Put two +1/+1 counters

{T}: Put two +1/+1 counters on target non-Human creature that entered the battlefield this turn

Set: Dominaria United Promos Type: Enchantment — Saga Rarity: Rare Cost: {2}{U}{U} Read ahead (Choose a chapter and start with that many lore counters

Put a +1/+1 counter on a creature you control

Set: Commander 2013 Type: Land Rarity: Uncommon {T}: Add {C}

return that card to the battlefield at the beginning of the next end step

Fat Ass [Unhinged] March of the Machine Tokens {T}: Put two +1/+1 countersSet: Unhinged Type: Creature Donkey Shaman Rarity: Common Cost: {4}{G} Fat Ass gets +2 +2 and has trample as long as you're eating. (Gum isn't food. We checked.) Our lawyers say no matter how funny it would be, we can't encourage players to eat the cards. Hear that? Whatever you do, *don't* eat the delicious cards.