Corwin's Constrictor Snake Print Swim Brief Size:L Making shivs out of candy

Making shivs out of candy canes

The flannel used to be strictly for Home Improvement’s Al Borland

Rest your golden goose eggs upon a silky smooth throne and you instantly become the king of Ballahalla

treat yourself to some good ol' southern hospitality and forget about the booze induced food baby with a Mardi Gras dress that keeps you looking like a snack

Just ask Will Ferrell in "Kicking and Screaming" circa '05 if you don't believe me

Corwin's Constrictor Snake Print Swim Brief Size:L Making shivs out of candyIf you ever woke up on Saturday morning with a nice wedgie in your crack and Animal Planet's "The Jeff Corwin Experience" on the tele, these slippery snake swim briefs are for you. If you revel in the thought of your anaconda slithering into a Playa del Carmen beach bungalow, this green snake print bathing suit is for you. If you're at all worried about jamming your snake and eggs right back where they came from, these babies are definitely not for