SEE BOTH SIDES--Big One, Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt (unisex, but women please don't wear this one) sloppy octopus logo • Pre-shrunk

• Pre-shrunk

Do you get my message

She will have to come in real close to read it

the generic name tag sez

we can't afford to pay you to wear it

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