The Tight Ship | Sailor Tattoos Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear Size:5X then you belong in this

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The Tight Ship | Sailor Tattoos Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear Size:5X then you belong in thisBeing a pirate would be cool and all, minus the scurvy, the lack of common hygiene, the scary waves, and the sea monsters. But having a parrot on your shoulder and wearing an eye patch would be neat. But I guess you find a parrot, slap on an eye patch and slip into this pair of Ball Hammocks and call it a day.