Adork Tesler Size:M Feel the noodles crash like

Feel the noodles crash like a culinary storm in your soul

This hilarious mashup blends the infamous Hutt with a certain comb-over enthusiast

Warning: May cause spontaneous side-eyes from boomers and random high-fives from strangers

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Celebrating peaceful upgrades in world leadership

Adork Tesler Size:M Feel the noodles crash likeIs it a tech mogul or just a dorky fever dream? Who cares this shirt is here to make everyone uncomfortable. X eyes because the autopilot crashed again, and that ridiculous mustache? Probably self generated. Perfect for roasting billionaires and sparking awkward conversations. Warning: May cause sudden urges to tweet nonsense at 3 AM. 65% polyester, 35% viscose Athletic Heather is 52% polyester, 48% viscose Black Heather is 80% rayon, 20% polyester