I'll Quit When I'm Dead by Luke Smitherd Faire From the New York Times

From the New York Times bestselling author of the Thursday Next series comes a "laugh-out-loud funny" (Los Angeles Times) and "brilliantly original" (Booklist

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I'll Quit When I'm Dead by Luke Smitherd Faire From the New York TimesA young woman at an intensive wellness retreat and a struggling musician vow to turn their lives aroundor die tryingin this provocative, unputdownable horror story (Josh Malerman). Madison has seen better days. Reeling from a bad breakup, self soothing with junk food, and totally consumed by her lack of direction, shes in need of a big reset. When she runs into an old acquaintance at the gym, Madison is shocked by how fit theyve suddenly become. The